Could be worse :/

justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

themshadesthough:

digitallyimpaired:

it pisses me off so much that september is not the seventh month and october is not the eighth month and November is not the ninth month and December is not the tenth month like this is so fucked up

i had to redo my work papers twice because of this

blame julius ceasar. he added july and august for himself and augustus respectively

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

also september hasnt ended yet

pybun:

unicornsandbutane:

pybun:

I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons

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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

anch0vies:

remember when they tried to make a second mean girls 

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nah thats the fault in our stars

gavinoinlava:

captgrif:

Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

tenxrosetyler:

I think this is it.

I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.

1,557,537 plays

whatevachild:

kankri-senpai-noticed-you:

clockwork-lives:

i-am-potato-girl:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET

OMFG

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