city-of-safe-harbors:

my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

_{Matt: Our Doctors seem to get on quite well}

_{David: I think they do, yeah.} 

childrapist666:

one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

priored:

THAT EPISODE LEFT MORE QUESTIONS THAN IT ANSWERED

that’s the norm for this show the fuckin title is a question

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK