If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit
im not sure if that last line is a pun or not
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
it pisses me off so much that september is not the seventh month and october is not the eighth month and November is not the ninth month and December is not the tenth month like this is so fucked up
i had to redo my work papers twice because of this
blame julius ceasar. he added july and august for himself and augustus respectively
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
also september hasnt ended yet
I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons
when you meet a canadian and start a conversation
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
remember when they tried to make a second mean girls
nah thats the fault in our stars
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
I think this is it.
I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.